toasty thingys

ask-gallows-callibrator:

aradia0u0megiido:

sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

let this die in peace

Someone needs to continue this tradition

kyleehenke:

solar-citrus:

Every anime show ever

god DAMN IT
johnmosesbrowningvevo:

The person this picture is meant for knows who they are.

johnmosesbrowningvevo:

The person this picture is meant for knows who they are.

noobtheloser:

"Wait a second, I’m a billionaire."

I do a lot of these.

So do other people.

Art by AC Stuart [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

heyfunniest:

Here Kitty Kitty Kitty [x]

sexhaver:
"Steph... Where's brother... Where's Sora?"
"Sora? That's a name, right?"
"Who is that?"

tsundere-dragon:

The life of dating a loli

servantproto:

lil-mizz-jaye:

lil-mizz-jaye:

Just reminding everyone why we came to Tumblr.

Holy shit why does this have over a thousand notes

why does it only have over a thousand notes