so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB
HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D
let this die in peace
Someone needs to continue this tradition
The person this picture is meant for knows who they are.
"Steph... Where's brother... Where's Sora?"
"Sora? That's a name, right?"
"Who is that?"
The life of dating a loli
Just reminding everyone why we came to Tumblr.
Holy shit why does this have over a thousand notes
why does it only have over a thousand notes